Welcome to My Store... The Perfect Place to Fall asleep
This is my boring page iam bored so i decided to make this just so it could be used as a sleeping remedy......So about me
I have the biggest mouth and loudest. Iam knee high to a dwarf.....But goodthings come in small packages and iam a firm believer in that i mean look at condoms!
I get sooo pissed off wen people r rude to me for no apparent reason if i annoy u then talk to me and tell me dont just get pissed off at me for NO reason....eh hem ne way now ive had my rant.
Dani Filth,Keanu Reeves and Freddie Prinz are all sooooo fine...oh yeah :)

Queen Shoshanna

NE 1 for sum lemon tea....?
Iam gonna keep rambling on about a load of bollocks that actualy nobody wants to read but shall do it n eway just to piss those people off.I just watched Holby City oooh yeah and alex the doctor just got let off goin to jail for death of a child by dangerous drivin.I wanna be your doll!!!Rachel stamp was phat and we all loved it!Including Nick who actually screams louder at robin the drummer than me, alice and hen altogethr....Not to mention his skirt...eh hem!lovely legs my dear.Now lets all go bak to the black rose and watch hannah get arrested....ok iam a fool yuh huh.Valentines day over for another year twas fun at the fairfield. langley kicks ass against all the others.WOW teachers strikes should happen more often they r well good time off from doin work oh yeah.

N E one for a home-grown dildo????

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LETS ALL PARTY like its 1999....umm that was so 3 years ago
if ne one would like an intelectual debate on the origins of man or the philosophy of life:please mail me at candy_flossy2k@hotmail.com just as long as thats all ur afta cos i aint talkin to n e 1 who gives me beef cos i is a heavy rude girl with a boyf who rides a ped whichwill come knock u down makin its little farting noise.for some sophisticated chat cos i hav a degree in physics and maths...dont believe me hey?ummmm maybe i shall leave that to moo....that was a joke cos i aint actually cleva enuff to do n e thing like that...oooh yeah burger king here i cum!!!!or hey alice hows about McDonalds? we seem to go down a treat there.....wen we rnt in the building....yumm cream drinking is a very specialised subject u hav to get it just right.....ok bak to reality.

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U can get rich from this site by printing out on plain white paper and then sell it as loo paper.... ne ideas?write to me :D






NEWS JUST IN!!!!
IAM BEING STALKED- by an evil bitch from a shit school who couldnt be more of a pikey if she drove a ped....come and get me oh evil one hahahahaha. hmmm i think people know who iam talkin about.But no if u hav a guilty conciounce dont worry cos it probably aint u iam talkin about. How annonymous.???!!!!Oh well no more stalkers please i cant take it ne more oh the huge fan club i hav... ne body spot the sarcasm in my voice?????

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